Dear Readers,
(Spoiler Alert- some plot points are givin in this review. Also- the spell check isn't working right now so please forgive any errors)
This week I had the pleasure of seeing the much-anticipated new Muppet Movie.
Well thought-out screen-play by Jason Segal and Nicholas Stoller kept me engaged and entertained.
There were lots of peppy new song and dance numbers as well as the old standard "Rainbow Connection" which I have to admit- left me feeling very nostalgic and perhaps a tear or two escaped my smiling eyes... but that's between us!
Jason Segal and Amy Adams make a great sugary-sweet couple who have been together for 10 nausiatingly sweet years. And I loved Jason's interaction with his muppet brother "Walter" they are insperable with matching pajamas/twin beds/etc "I know what you're thinking- we could be TWINS!"
Chris Cooper does a fine job as the ridiculous oil tycoon villian- "cue maniacal laughter: Mwah ha ha!"
Believe it or not- what I truly loved to see is the growth and maturity of the Muppets...
In the beginning of the film- we find that Kermit is not his usual jovial self- but a more mature muppet who has been through both good and bad times and is perhaps a bit scarred. Miss Piggy is also more grown up and established a new life for herself working at the Paris offices of Vogue Magazine. When Piggy and Kermit talk after not seeing one another for many years-Piggy calmly tells her frog, "I'm through waiting for you Kermit.... it's never about us, it's always about your show. I've made a new life for myself with new friends." The old Piggy would have gone into karate chopping hysterics- but this is a new self-assured Piggy. Bravo! Fozzi is not in the best of work/living environments and Kermit actually apologizes to him for not keeping in touch and is sad to see him living in such poor conditions. I was so moved. To top it off- Animal is in anger managment classes- and Jack Black is is sponser! I was floored- these muppets are socially contious and responsible.
As with most all the Muppet films, there were plenty of charming celebrity cameos... My one dissappointment was that they didn't give Neil Patrick Harris more screen time. Seriously, Harris is a brilliant entertainer and he only had 1 moderately funny line? If I had any say- I would have given him a big song and dance number and he and Piggy would run off together- now THAT's a movie! ha ha!
I loved this film- and I highly reccommend it for both children and adults alike. It's highly entertaining and sends a beautiful message of teamwork, forgiveness, independance, and growing up.
My personal favorite Muppet film is still "The Muppets Take Manhattan" however this new release "The Muppets" is a very close second.
See you at the movies!
-Francesca Marrone
I love film- from Hollywood Blockbusters, to Foreign Films, to Animation, to Independant Films. I love it all. As an avid movie fan, this is not simply a forum for reviewing movies. I shall share my complete movie-going experience, from my adoration of movies houses to the wonderful morsels and libations that pass my lips while watching movies. Salute!
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Jack and Jill... Adam Sandler's latest effort...
Dear Readers,
Last night I had the pleasure of watching Adam Sandler's latest venture- "Jack & Jill" where he plays both the character Jack and his own twin sister Jill (in drag of course). As in many of Sandler's film- you must endure a wide variety of flatulence/fart jokes- nothing like relying on the lowest common denominator- which is fine if your demographic is 12 year old boys... but this film does have more substance than other Sandler films. Forinstance- Sandler's film "Grownups" was an absolutely nightmare with one fart joke after another- with very little substance at all. On the other hand- "Spanglish"- perhaps one of Sandler's best films- did not have one low-brow joke in it- so I went into Jack & Jill with hopeful expectations...
Thankfully- Jack & Jill did raise the bar. The children in the cast steal just about every scene they're in. Katie Holmes did a fine job as Jack's wife trying to keep the peace. I loved watching Al Pacino venture into a comedic role. Pacino has a natural presence and great comedic timing and he was a delight to watch- playing a "self-absorbed" version of himself while trying to woo Jill....I loved that Pacino could poke fun at himself and hearing him sing a few bars of a Broadway show tune had me swooning in delight. :-) Many SNL alumni appear in this film and David Spade really sent it out of the park- he had me laughing out loud!
Be for-warned, there was a good deal of sexist humor, racial humor, and bodily function humor. If this sort of thing offends you- then perhaps you should avoid this film. I personally think this kind of humor can be entertaining as long as it's done with a bit of restraint and as long as there is an underlying thread of good will. There's a charming song called "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" from the Broadway Musical "Avenue Q." The character Jill has definitely had a more sheltered life than her brother- so racist comments tend to come flying out of her mouth. However, no one is actually offended by Jill because her comments are clearly meant in good will and are a result of her naivete and that no one is actually offended by her remarks- it is very funny. Of course, her brother Jack is angered/mortified/etc- but that is a big part of the fun!
I actually liked Sandler's portrayal of Jill. His female mannerisms were spot on and while he does not make the most attractive lady- he is definitely likable and endearing. Once you get over the obvious "ugly" jokes- you find that there is a inner light to this lady and you feel sad that her quest for love and acceptance has been a tough road- while her brother Jack seems to have had it much easier his entire life. And while the two siblings argue and fuss- you see how the sibling bond over-rides all obstacles.
Kinda makes me wish I had a twin!
During this movie I snacked on popcorn and Sierra Mist. (Boring! I gotta step up my snacks!)
Last night I had the pleasure of watching Adam Sandler's latest venture- "Jack & Jill" where he plays both the character Jack and his own twin sister Jill (in drag of course). As in many of Sandler's film- you must endure a wide variety of flatulence/fart jokes- nothing like relying on the lowest common denominator- which is fine if your demographic is 12 year old boys... but this film does have more substance than other Sandler films. Forinstance- Sandler's film "Grownups" was an absolutely nightmare with one fart joke after another- with very little substance at all. On the other hand- "Spanglish"- perhaps one of Sandler's best films- did not have one low-brow joke in it- so I went into Jack & Jill with hopeful expectations...
Thankfully- Jack & Jill did raise the bar. The children in the cast steal just about every scene they're in. Katie Holmes did a fine job as Jack's wife trying to keep the peace. I loved watching Al Pacino venture into a comedic role. Pacino has a natural presence and great comedic timing and he was a delight to watch- playing a "self-absorbed" version of himself while trying to woo Jill....I loved that Pacino could poke fun at himself and hearing him sing a few bars of a Broadway show tune had me swooning in delight. :-) Many SNL alumni appear in this film and David Spade really sent it out of the park- he had me laughing out loud!
Be for-warned, there was a good deal of sexist humor, racial humor, and bodily function humor. If this sort of thing offends you- then perhaps you should avoid this film. I personally think this kind of humor can be entertaining as long as it's done with a bit of restraint and as long as there is an underlying thread of good will. There's a charming song called "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" from the Broadway Musical "Avenue Q." The character Jill has definitely had a more sheltered life than her brother- so racist comments tend to come flying out of her mouth. However, no one is actually offended by Jill because her comments are clearly meant in good will and are a result of her naivete and that no one is actually offended by her remarks- it is very funny. Of course, her brother Jack is angered/mortified/etc- but that is a big part of the fun!
I actually liked Sandler's portrayal of Jill. His female mannerisms were spot on and while he does not make the most attractive lady- he is definitely likable and endearing. Once you get over the obvious "ugly" jokes- you find that there is a inner light to this lady and you feel sad that her quest for love and acceptance has been a tough road- while her brother Jack seems to have had it much easier his entire life. And while the two siblings argue and fuss- you see how the sibling bond over-rides all obstacles.
Kinda makes me wish I had a twin!
During this movie I snacked on popcorn and Sierra Mist. (Boring! I gotta step up my snacks!)
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
The Rum Diary
Dear Readers,
It has been a few weeks since I have written... I'd love to say it's because I lead such a thrill-a-minute life and I haven't had the time to write. The truth is- the last few movies just left me feeling... uninspired.
Thankfully- tonight's film broke the ho-hum routine.
The Rum Diary (Clearview Cinema- Hoboken) starring the amazing Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, and Giovanni Ribbisi was an enjoyable experience. How can you go wrong with a line-up like that? All superb actors and the setting was certainly interesting- American journalists in Puerto Rico. Lots of panoramic scenes of beautiful beaches and luxury hotels juxtaposed with plenty of not-so-pretty environments of poverty and undernourished children. The premise- A newspaper who insists that the writers compromise their artistic integrity by ignoring the obvious suffering of the locals in favor of writing commercial fluff pieces that cater to rich American tourists. Giovanni Ribbisi was especially strong as a far gone alcoholic newspaper reporter. The older Giovanni gets- the more he becomes a chameleon in his work. He was brilliant and for the first half hour of the film I didn't even recognize him...
The only mild criticism I would give this film is that the pacing was....very.... slooooowwwwww.
Seriously- if I wanted to get up in the middle of the film- make a phone call- get a snack- visit the ladies room- and return- I wouldn't miss much. Lots of pregnant pauses. Normally- I'm not chatty during films- I'm not that person.. I like to become engrossed in the movie-going experience. But in this film I clearly annoyed my movie companion with some of my impromptu commentary. With all that silence- it was hard not to say something... But let me just say this- my commentary was relevant to the film. His commentary consisted of how the young lady in the cast- model-turned-actress Amber Heard is a "hotter version of Scarlett Johansson." Oye vey!- In my humble opinion Amber is certainly lovely and her acting was fine-But Scarlett Johansson is a much stronger actress who could have brought more dimension, more levels of emotion, and if you want to go the shallow route- much more sexiness to the part. Scarlett is all that an a bag o' chips! But I digress...
All in all- I'm glad I saw this film. It sends a clear message about how the media often chooses not to report on ugly truths and things that matter in favor of advertising dollars and income revenue. We as consumers pay far too much attention on gloss- with very little attention to substance.
That said- despite the pacing- I have nothing negative to say about this film. This is a quality film with an important message and I do encourage you to see it.
As for the "morsels" part of my commentary- my friend and I snacked on some "fun-size" Halloween candy.
And after seeing all the characters in the film indulge in Puerto Rican Rum- I decided to have a nice rum cocktail and ceasar salad with friends.. (Carpe Diem- Hoboken)
See you next time!
It has been a few weeks since I have written... I'd love to say it's because I lead such a thrill-a-minute life and I haven't had the time to write. The truth is- the last few movies just left me feeling... uninspired.
Thankfully- tonight's film broke the ho-hum routine.
The Rum Diary (Clearview Cinema- Hoboken) starring the amazing Johnny Depp, Aaron Eckhart, and Giovanni Ribbisi was an enjoyable experience. How can you go wrong with a line-up like that? All superb actors and the setting was certainly interesting- American journalists in Puerto Rico. Lots of panoramic scenes of beautiful beaches and luxury hotels juxtaposed with plenty of not-so-pretty environments of poverty and undernourished children. The premise- A newspaper who insists that the writers compromise their artistic integrity by ignoring the obvious suffering of the locals in favor of writing commercial fluff pieces that cater to rich American tourists. Giovanni Ribbisi was especially strong as a far gone alcoholic newspaper reporter. The older Giovanni gets- the more he becomes a chameleon in his work. He was brilliant and for the first half hour of the film I didn't even recognize him...
The only mild criticism I would give this film is that the pacing was....very.... slooooowwwwww.
Seriously- if I wanted to get up in the middle of the film- make a phone call- get a snack- visit the ladies room- and return- I wouldn't miss much. Lots of pregnant pauses. Normally- I'm not chatty during films- I'm not that person.. I like to become engrossed in the movie-going experience. But in this film I clearly annoyed my movie companion with some of my impromptu commentary. With all that silence- it was hard not to say something... But let me just say this- my commentary was relevant to the film. His commentary consisted of how the young lady in the cast- model-turned-actress Amber Heard is a "hotter version of Scarlett Johansson." Oye vey!- In my humble opinion Amber is certainly lovely and her acting was fine-But Scarlett Johansson is a much stronger actress who could have brought more dimension, more levels of emotion, and if you want to go the shallow route- much more sexiness to the part. Scarlett is all that an a bag o' chips! But I digress...
All in all- I'm glad I saw this film. It sends a clear message about how the media often chooses not to report on ugly truths and things that matter in favor of advertising dollars and income revenue. We as consumers pay far too much attention on gloss- with very little attention to substance.
That said- despite the pacing- I have nothing negative to say about this film. This is a quality film with an important message and I do encourage you to see it.
As for the "morsels" part of my commentary- my friend and I snacked on some "fun-size" Halloween candy.
And after seeing all the characters in the film indulge in Puerto Rican Rum- I decided to have a nice rum cocktail and ceasar salad with friends.. (Carpe Diem- Hoboken)
See you next time!
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
My Afternoons With Marguerite- French with English Subtitles
After weeks of predictable Hollywood productions, It was a pleasure to take in a foreign film.
I went to the Claridge Clearview Theater in Montclair with a good friend.
Right before the film, we dined at "Raymond's" a quaint restaurant on Church St. I've always enjoyed Raymond's because of it's interesting atmosphere. It feels like to a throw back to a simpler time. The walls are done in white subway tiles, the tables and the shelves on the walls display multi-colored soda fountain bottles. It's clearly a 1950's inspired decor, but there is no retro kitch. I usually love kitchy decor- but this place doesn't need it. It's whimsical and charming- yet understated at the same time.
I enjoyed a vegetarian chili that was clearly made with love... it warmed me up from the sudden autumn chill that's in the air...
Onto the film, My Afternoons with Marguerite. It's a simple story about a illiterate man who befriends an well educated elderly woman. She introduces him to the wonders of great literature. Their love is not sexual, but it's a wonderful connection.
This is the type of movie that will not have you on the edge of your seat, or rolling in laughter. But it is the kind of movie that you will reflect on as a perfect example of human connection.
Gerard Depardieu is a genius of an actor. Everything he does and says is so engaging- and this film is no exception. He makes eating a sandwich look interesting! Gisele Casadesus is a triumph as Marguerite- an elderly woman with the spirit of a child with a twinkle in her eye. The supporting cast is remarkable and brings the story to a brilliant, realistic level.
I'm usually a bit more critical about films. Perhaps I'm just biased about this film because it's in French. There is something about hearing the French language spoken.... Everytime I heard a fluent French speaker I'm put in a trance. It is probably one of the most beautiful sounding languages in the world. I hear it spoken and the vowels and consonants simply wash over me. I'm helpless to it's charms.
See you next time!
I went to the Claridge Clearview Theater in Montclair with a good friend.
Right before the film, we dined at "Raymond's" a quaint restaurant on Church St. I've always enjoyed Raymond's because of it's interesting atmosphere. It feels like to a throw back to a simpler time. The walls are done in white subway tiles, the tables and the shelves on the walls display multi-colored soda fountain bottles. It's clearly a 1950's inspired decor, but there is no retro kitch. I usually love kitchy decor- but this place doesn't need it. It's whimsical and charming- yet understated at the same time.
I enjoyed a vegetarian chili that was clearly made with love... it warmed me up from the sudden autumn chill that's in the air...
Onto the film, My Afternoons with Marguerite. It's a simple story about a illiterate man who befriends an well educated elderly woman. She introduces him to the wonders of great literature. Their love is not sexual, but it's a wonderful connection.
This is the type of movie that will not have you on the edge of your seat, or rolling in laughter. But it is the kind of movie that you will reflect on as a perfect example of human connection.
Gerard Depardieu is a genius of an actor. Everything he does and says is so engaging- and this film is no exception. He makes eating a sandwich look interesting! Gisele Casadesus is a triumph as Marguerite- an elderly woman with the spirit of a child with a twinkle in her eye. The supporting cast is remarkable and brings the story to a brilliant, realistic level.
I'm usually a bit more critical about films. Perhaps I'm just biased about this film because it's in French. There is something about hearing the French language spoken.... Everytime I heard a fluent French speaker I'm put in a trance. It is probably one of the most beautiful sounding languages in the world. I hear it spoken and the vowels and consonants simply wash over me. I'm helpless to it's charms.
See you next time!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Abduction- aka: The Taylor Lautner fan club meeting will now come to order...
Dear Readers,
Ever eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Of course you have. You know exactly what it tastes like, you know what to expect. There are no surprises. Abduction, an action/suspense film does exactly we all expect it to do. No big surprises. Basically, it's a vehicle for Twilight teen heart throb Taylor Lautner. He smiles and pouts and karate kicks his way into our hearts. Hell, if I were 14 I'd probably be taping his pictures on my bedroom wall right about now... but I digress...
With an impressive supporting cast that includes Alfred Molina, Sigorney Weaver, and Dermot Mulroney, Abduction had the potential to be a much better film. Sadly, these great actors had very little screen time. That camera stayed focused on Taylor Lautner for dear life! How else will the movie studios cash in on all the "Twilight" fans?
Despite the predictability and flaws- I actually did enjoy this film for one reason- the audience. There were a group of young teenage girls sitting right behind us, not to mention all the moms and teens scattered throughout the theatre. These girls were all there for one thing- Taylor Lautner. The fact that a movie with a plot and dialogue was secondary. Normally, I'm the first person to whip my head in the direction of a chatty offender and shoot them my polite but stern "please be quite" look. In this case, I just looked at my movie companion and rolled my eyes. He, in turn, leaned into me and whispered "They're just little girls." We both chuckled. Ah, to be young again! When the mere sight of a handsome young actor or musician would be enough to send you swooning. I found it all so entertaining. During one scene, Lautner removes his shirt- suddenly there is collective gasp in the theater- all these girls had to catch their breath at the same time! One young lady exclaimed in an excited whisper "Oh my GOD! I hope he keeps his shirt off!" During another scene, Lautner was kissing his costar Lilly Collins. It grew from an innocent kiss to a heated make out session. One mom exclaimed "They better keep it PG!" Hilarious. Poor mom, trying to keep these girls from viewing sexually charged images.
Too late mom.
That said, if you must see this film, do it in the presence of teenage girls. You'll definitely be entertained.
Ever eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Of course you have. You know exactly what it tastes like, you know what to expect. There are no surprises. Abduction, an action/suspense film does exactly we all expect it to do. No big surprises. Basically, it's a vehicle for Twilight teen heart throb Taylor Lautner. He smiles and pouts and karate kicks his way into our hearts. Hell, if I were 14 I'd probably be taping his pictures on my bedroom wall right about now... but I digress...
With an impressive supporting cast that includes Alfred Molina, Sigorney Weaver, and Dermot Mulroney, Abduction had the potential to be a much better film. Sadly, these great actors had very little screen time. That camera stayed focused on Taylor Lautner for dear life! How else will the movie studios cash in on all the "Twilight" fans?
Too late mom.
That said, if you must see this film, do it in the presence of teenage girls. You'll definitely be entertained.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Drive VS Taxi Driver
Dear Readers,
Earlier this week I had an interesting experience watching Drive- starring Ryan Gosling.
As my movie companion and I arrived at the theatre late- we had no choice but to sit in the second row of the movie theatre. Oye. We could almost touch the screen. I almost couldn't enjoy my popcorn! (I said almost) Tip: if you find yourself in this uncomfortable seating- try to sit in the far right or far left of the row. If you sit in the center you will be forced to creak your head back and forth as if you're watching a crazed tennis match.
As for the film itself-- I must say I really wanted to like Drive. The premise interested me and it did have a promising beginning. Strong and silent Gosling is a stunt driver for the movies by day- and by night he works as a driver for an illegal heists. Throw in a little romance and scary mob bosses and you've got something for everyone- right? Wrong. The script just wasn't there...
Let's start with the romance- Gosling and Carey Mulligan are neighbors who meet- exchanged hellos- then they have several scenes where they awkwardly smile and stare at each other for what feels like an eternity. No doubt these two have chemistry, but I like to hear actual dialogue between characters. The initial silence was intriguing- but after a while- it gets dull. The Italians call it "Pasta Sensa Salsa." Perhaps this film was made during one of the many writer's strikes and they just didn't get around to writing dialogue? Guess we'll never know.
Secondly, I wanted a back story for Gosling's character- he goes from strong and silent to and violent and crazy in the blink of an eye. No build-up at all. During the first bloody scene, an audience member shouted "Well that came out of nowhere!" I couldn't agree more. There was no real indication that this man was a loose cannon.
Then there was an interesting casting choice with Albert Brooks- the man who has spent a life-time in comedic roles is cast as a scary mob boss. Really? I guess Jerry Seinfeld wasn't available? No disrespect to Mr Brooks- he's a legend. I admire the fact that he wanted to play a role that is outside his norm- but it was just hard to embrace this snugly funny man as a violent character.
As an aside- I was genuinely happy to see that Christina Hendricks was cast in this movie- if only she had a bigger part. I love her work on Mad Men and I think she's gorgeous curvaceous woman who does not subscribe to the Hollywood pressures of dieting to the point of becoming a walking skeleton. She's my hero! But I digress...
I could see how some would find this film entertaining. There were plenty of fast car chases and gorgeous women who don't utter a word- I can see how this movie could appeal to a man's baser instincts. There was one scene in particular that was so unbelievably sexist that I was dumbfounded. (Slight spoiler alert) Out of nowhere, a fight ensues in the dressing room of a strip club. The naked ladies don't scream and run at this bloody display- they sit calmly and observe this fight- not even one eyebrow goes up. Mind you, the ladies weren't forced to stay- or held at gunpoint. They just sit there and calmly watch this violent fight- completely naked and cool as cucumbers. Nobody even grabs a towel. Really? Don't get me wrong- I have no problem with nudity in films- but this was simply gratuitous and nowhere based in reality.
Half way through the movie- I couldn't help but think of the iconic 1976 film Taxi Driver.
I know all the Scorsese and DeNiro fans are gasping right now- but stay with me...
Both Drive and Taxi Driver have leading men who are silent and brooding. Both of these characters have awkward relationships and are prone to violent outbursts. Both drive for a living. Whether or not this was the intention- Drive is clearly a nod to Taxi Driver. Even the wardrobe, editing, and styling of Drive has a 70's inspired look.
But the immense difference is this. Once you see Taxi Driver- it will be etched in your memory forever. Taxi Driver has an amazing screenplay with rich multi-dimensional characters. Superb acting and direction make this the film that has inspired countless aspiring film makers and actors. Even people who have never seen the film knows the iconic line "Are you talking to ME?" Taxi Driver is more than a film, it's part of American history and culture. If you have never seen this film- do yourself a favor and rent it today. I promise it will rock your world.
As for Drive, there were some interesting moments and the film has a cool retro vibe. Some will find it entertaining. And hey- I got to stare at Ryan Gosling for two hours- how bad can that be, right?
See you next time!
Earlier this week I had an interesting experience watching Drive- starring Ryan Gosling.
As my movie companion and I arrived at the theatre late- we had no choice but to sit in the second row of the movie theatre. Oye. We could almost touch the screen. I almost couldn't enjoy my popcorn! (I said almost) Tip: if you find yourself in this uncomfortable seating- try to sit in the far right or far left of the row. If you sit in the center you will be forced to creak your head back and forth as if you're watching a crazed tennis match.
As for the film itself-- I must say I really wanted to like Drive. The premise interested me and it did have a promising beginning. Strong and silent Gosling is a stunt driver for the movies by day- and by night he works as a driver for an illegal heists. Throw in a little romance and scary mob bosses and you've got something for everyone- right? Wrong. The script just wasn't there...
Let's start with the romance- Gosling and Carey Mulligan are neighbors who meet- exchanged hellos- then they have several scenes where they awkwardly smile and stare at each other for what feels like an eternity. No doubt these two have chemistry, but I like to hear actual dialogue between characters. The initial silence was intriguing- but after a while- it gets dull. The Italians call it "Pasta Sensa Salsa." Perhaps this film was made during one of the many writer's strikes and they just didn't get around to writing dialogue? Guess we'll never know.
Secondly, I wanted a back story for Gosling's character- he goes from strong and silent to and violent and crazy in the blink of an eye. No build-up at all. During the first bloody scene, an audience member shouted "Well that came out of nowhere!" I couldn't agree more. There was no real indication that this man was a loose cannon.
Then there was an interesting casting choice with Albert Brooks- the man who has spent a life-time in comedic roles is cast as a scary mob boss. Really? I guess Jerry Seinfeld wasn't available? No disrespect to Mr Brooks- he's a legend. I admire the fact that he wanted to play a role that is outside his norm- but it was just hard to embrace this snugly funny man as a violent character.
As an aside- I was genuinely happy to see that Christina Hendricks was cast in this movie- if only she had a bigger part. I love her work on Mad Men and I think she's gorgeous curvaceous woman who does not subscribe to the Hollywood pressures of dieting to the point of becoming a walking skeleton. She's my hero! But I digress...
I could see how some would find this film entertaining. There were plenty of fast car chases and gorgeous women who don't utter a word- I can see how this movie could appeal to a man's baser instincts. There was one scene in particular that was so unbelievably sexist that I was dumbfounded. (Slight spoiler alert) Out of nowhere, a fight ensues in the dressing room of a strip club. The naked ladies don't scream and run at this bloody display- they sit calmly and observe this fight- not even one eyebrow goes up. Mind you, the ladies weren't forced to stay- or held at gunpoint. They just sit there and calmly watch this violent fight- completely naked and cool as cucumbers. Nobody even grabs a towel. Really? Don't get me wrong- I have no problem with nudity in films- but this was simply gratuitous and nowhere based in reality.
Half way through the movie- I couldn't help but think of the iconic 1976 film Taxi Driver.
I know all the Scorsese and DeNiro fans are gasping right now- but stay with me...
Both Drive and Taxi Driver have leading men who are silent and brooding. Both of these characters have awkward relationships and are prone to violent outbursts. Both drive for a living. Whether or not this was the intention- Drive is clearly a nod to Taxi Driver. Even the wardrobe, editing, and styling of Drive has a 70's inspired look.
But the immense difference is this. Once you see Taxi Driver- it will be etched in your memory forever. Taxi Driver has an amazing screenplay with rich multi-dimensional characters. Superb acting and direction make this the film that has inspired countless aspiring film makers and actors. Even people who have never seen the film knows the iconic line "Are you talking to ME?" Taxi Driver is more than a film, it's part of American history and culture. If you have never seen this film- do yourself a favor and rent it today. I promise it will rock your world.
As for Drive, there were some interesting moments and the film has a cool retro vibe. Some will find it entertaining. And hey- I got to stare at Ryan Gosling for two hours- how bad can that be, right?
See you next time!
Monday, September 19, 2011
The Best and the Brightest
Dear Readers,
As there is very little quality programing on television these days, I am a frequent DVD renter.
And conveniently, we have the "Red Box" DVD vending machines in just about every supermarket in the NJ/NY area. For just $1, you can take home the movie of your choice. As I see most of the popular blockbusters on the big screen, this gives me an opportunity to view lesser known independent films, or films that just flew under my radar... which brings us to today's blog...
The Best and the Brightest: Strong actors, but the storyline/plot left me a bit confused. Wife pressures husband to move from Delaware to NYC. She "wants a second shot at her dream." We never get to find out what that dream is. Did she once upon a time want to be an actor? dancer? writer? We never know.
All we know is that she's convinced that her dreams will eventually come true if she uproots her family to NYC and gets her daughter enrolled in an elitist ivy league school. But as their humble Delaware background isn't quite impressive enough to wow any of the admission boards- they hire an admissions coach to help them get a leg up on the competition. Amy Sedaris was very charming and funny as the coach- her comedic acting is always a treat. In one scene the wife tells the coach that she once again "wants one last shot at her dream" and that she "kind of settled" for her husband- who's a mild-mannered computer programmer expertly played by Neil Patrick Harris. It was clearly the intent for you to root for the wife and somehow feel sorry for her- I just found her character to be so whiny and unlikeable. You've got a great husband who loves you and a beautiful child- but you're life isn't exciting enough. Poor you. And you are living in a basement apartment so where are you going to come up with the tuition money? Rather than the wife work on herself and her work- she insists that the key to future happiness is to get the child in an elitist private school. Her poor little girl is gonna need some serious therapy when she grows up. Perhaps the husband should file for divorce and marry me! Sorry, my little Neil Patrick Harris fantasy...
Just when I ready to turn off the DVD player- the sub plot is revealed....
The coach convinces the husband to lie and say that he is a poet with a book about to be published.
But since the husband hasn't written a poem since high school, he must scramble to come up with some creative prose, but simply can't. Then we meet the husband's friend Clark, played by Peter Serafinowicz, a sex-crazed slacker who spends most of his time playing video games and living in his rich father's brownstone. For entertainment, he frequents sex clubs. In a very sit-com style, Clark's x-rated text message are suddenly passed off as the husband's poetry. A bit low-brow, but funny none-the-less. The fun begins- The refined head mistress of the elite private school calls the work "Brilliant!" and "Extraordinary!" Book clubs are formed, and the NY Elite world and the underground sex world collide. I enjoyed this part of the film and loved how it poked fun at the private school system and the NY elite culture. Although, I must admit that this sub-plot was a bit too much of a diversion from the beginning story line. It lacked continuity. Then again, I really didn't mind the story being moved away from the unlikable wife and her narcissistic expectations.
Essentially, the film was choppy. So the chopped salad I ate right afterwards was fitting. (groan!)
During this confusing film, I did squeeze out a chuckle or two, so I guess you could say my $1 was well spent.
See you next time!
As there is very little quality programing on television these days, I am a frequent DVD renter.
And conveniently, we have the "Red Box" DVD vending machines in just about every supermarket in the NJ/NY area. For just $1, you can take home the movie of your choice. As I see most of the popular blockbusters on the big screen, this gives me an opportunity to view lesser known independent films, or films that just flew under my radar... which brings us to today's blog...
The Best and the Brightest: Strong actors, but the storyline/plot left me a bit confused. Wife pressures husband to move from Delaware to NYC. She "wants a second shot at her dream." We never get to find out what that dream is. Did she once upon a time want to be an actor? dancer? writer? We never know.
All we know is that she's convinced that her dreams will eventually come true if she uproots her family to NYC and gets her daughter enrolled in an elitist ivy league school. But as their humble Delaware background isn't quite impressive enough to wow any of the admission boards- they hire an admissions coach to help them get a leg up on the competition. Amy Sedaris was very charming and funny as the coach- her comedic acting is always a treat. In one scene the wife tells the coach that she once again "wants one last shot at her dream" and that she "kind of settled" for her husband- who's a mild-mannered computer programmer expertly played by Neil Patrick Harris. It was clearly the intent for you to root for the wife and somehow feel sorry for her- I just found her character to be so whiny and unlikeable. You've got a great husband who loves you and a beautiful child- but you're life isn't exciting enough. Poor you. And you are living in a basement apartment so where are you going to come up with the tuition money? Rather than the wife work on herself and her work- she insists that the key to future happiness is to get the child in an elitist private school. Her poor little girl is gonna need some serious therapy when she grows up. Perhaps the husband should file for divorce and marry me! Sorry, my little Neil Patrick Harris fantasy...
Just when I ready to turn off the DVD player- the sub plot is revealed....
The coach convinces the husband to lie and say that he is a poet with a book about to be published.
But since the husband hasn't written a poem since high school, he must scramble to come up with some creative prose, but simply can't. Then we meet the husband's friend Clark, played by Peter Serafinowicz, a sex-crazed slacker who spends most of his time playing video games and living in his rich father's brownstone. For entertainment, he frequents sex clubs. In a very sit-com style, Clark's x-rated text message are suddenly passed off as the husband's poetry. A bit low-brow, but funny none-the-less. The fun begins- The refined head mistress of the elite private school calls the work "Brilliant!" and "Extraordinary!" Book clubs are formed, and the NY Elite world and the underground sex world collide. I enjoyed this part of the film and loved how it poked fun at the private school system and the NY elite culture. Although, I must admit that this sub-plot was a bit too much of a diversion from the beginning story line. It lacked continuity. Then again, I really didn't mind the story being moved away from the unlikable wife and her narcissistic expectations.
Essentially, the film was choppy. So the chopped salad I ate right afterwards was fitting. (groan!)
During this confusing film, I did squeeze out a chuckle or two, so I guess you could say my $1 was well spent.
See you next time!
Friday, September 16, 2011
Contagion- I was on the edge of my seat- who can remember what I ate?!
Dear Readers,
It's been a while since I can honestly say I watched a film that completely captured my attention...
A film that hooked me into the story with interesting characters, strong acting, and superb editing...
Contagion fits the bill. It is set in present day- a new virus is sweeping the world and taking thousands of lives.
The symptoms come on fast, and the victims die very quickly. There is no vaccine or cure.
As the government and pharmaceutical industries scramble to find a solution- chaos ensues.
Looting, theft, and crime, are at an all-time high. We see how the in the face of life-threatening situations, human beings can either rise to the occasion and show the best of their humanity- or the absolute worst.
Matt Damon does a superb job as a newly-widowed man who is trying to protect his teenage daughter.
Not since Good Will Hunting has Matt Damon impressed me this much. Jude Law does a fantastic job as a popular blogger speaking out against the Government. He has millions of followers and isn't afraid to make his mark on society. He was complex and compelling. Jude Law is always an interesting actor to watch- he makes interesting choices. There was not one "week link" in the ensemble of characters- from Gwyneth Paltrow to Kate Winslet to Elliot Gould. I was enthralled from beginning to end.
I watched the film at Hoboken's Clearview Cinema. I was accompanied by two friends who enjoyed the film just as much as I did... I think I we ate popcorn and soda- but I honestly don't remember because I was so engrossed in the film I barely paid attention to the snacks. (I'm an Italian who loves food- so that's saying alot!)
Now, I do talk to many people about the films I watch and it seems that not everyone agrees with me in regards to this film. There are some nay-sayers who claim that the film doesn't have closure. In fact, as we were leaving the theatre, I heard an audience member shout out "Merde!" I guess you can't please everyone. To a degree, I understand this kind of reaction. If you are accustomed to watching Hollywood films- you naturally want to see the bad guys get their retribution, and you want to see the good guys ride off into the sunset. This film does not provide this kind of closure. In fact, you're not always sure who is the "bad" or "good" guy. Like real life, not everyone gets their happy ending. Unscrupulous people do sometimes go under the radar and get away with their crimes. And good people are not always rewarded for their good deeds. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
I personally loved this film and I highly recommend it. It may not have the Hollywood Ending we are all used to, however it does illustrate the best and worst of humanity. And who could ask for more than that?
It's been a while since I can honestly say I watched a film that completely captured my attention...
A film that hooked me into the story with interesting characters, strong acting, and superb editing...
Contagion fits the bill. It is set in present day- a new virus is sweeping the world and taking thousands of lives.
The symptoms come on fast, and the victims die very quickly. There is no vaccine or cure.
As the government and pharmaceutical industries scramble to find a solution- chaos ensues.
Looting, theft, and crime, are at an all-time high. We see how the in the face of life-threatening situations, human beings can either rise to the occasion and show the best of their humanity- or the absolute worst.
Matt Damon does a superb job as a newly-widowed man who is trying to protect his teenage daughter.
Not since Good Will Hunting has Matt Damon impressed me this much. Jude Law does a fantastic job as a popular blogger speaking out against the Government. He has millions of followers and isn't afraid to make his mark on society. He was complex and compelling. Jude Law is always an interesting actor to watch- he makes interesting choices. There was not one "week link" in the ensemble of characters- from Gwyneth Paltrow to Kate Winslet to Elliot Gould. I was enthralled from beginning to end.
I watched the film at Hoboken's Clearview Cinema. I was accompanied by two friends who enjoyed the film just as much as I did... I think I we ate popcorn and soda- but I honestly don't remember because I was so engrossed in the film I barely paid attention to the snacks. (I'm an Italian who loves food- so that's saying alot!)
Now, I do talk to many people about the films I watch and it seems that not everyone agrees with me in regards to this film. There are some nay-sayers who claim that the film doesn't have closure. In fact, as we were leaving the theatre, I heard an audience member shout out "Merde!" I guess you can't please everyone. To a degree, I understand this kind of reaction. If you are accustomed to watching Hollywood films- you naturally want to see the bad guys get their retribution, and you want to see the good guys ride off into the sunset. This film does not provide this kind of closure. In fact, you're not always sure who is the "bad" or "good" guy. Like real life, not everyone gets their happy ending. Unscrupulous people do sometimes go under the radar and get away with their crimes. And good people are not always rewarded for their good deeds. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
I personally loved this film and I highly recommend it. It may not have the Hollywood Ending we are all used to, however it does illustrate the best and worst of humanity. And who could ask for more than that?
Saturday, September 10, 2011
No Strings Attached VS Friends With Benefits
Hello dear readers,
I've come to the realization that I should be a little more discriminating as to what I chose to watch.
I'm referring to No Strings Attached- starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher
and Friends with Benefits- starring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. I'm reviewing them together because essentially- the films are almost identical- predictable as peanut butter and jelly. Both star young attractive actors. Both films have the same premise- Can platonic friends use each other for a sex-only relationship? Answer: a resounding NO! Someone gets hurt- friendship ends- one person realizes they miss the other person and they want a real relationship. Everyone lives happily ever after- at least in the movies....
We all know that it doesn't happen this way in real life. But this is Hollywood- so on a positive note- I will tell you what I did like about both of these films... Yes, with all the crap flying around- I did manage to find a few glimpses of enjoyment from both movies.
If I were forced to chose better film of these two disasters, I would chose Friends with Benefits. It's set in NYC- which always wins points for me because I love seeing my favorite city on film. It gives more of a back-story on the two main characters. Jenna Elfman, Patricia Clarkson, and Bryan Greenburg all do fine jobs as dysfunctional/delusional family members so you have an understanding as to why these two people would prefer a sex-only relationship. I also like that the film actually pokes fun at itself- there are several scenes where the two main characters are watching a "typical chick flick" on tv and they mock the believability of the romance. Obvious joke- sure. But I was charmed especially because Jason Segal makes a cameo in this "mock film" as the perfect bumbling man who professes his love as he and his lady ride off in a horse and carriage- awesome!
On top of it all- there is a definite chemistry between Timberlake and Kunis that is undeniable.
As for Friends with Benefits. Oye. Zero chemistry between the two actors. Very little back story.
One of my favorite actors, Kevin Kline plays Ashton's father. His talents were wasted on this lack-luster script.
Hardly any time was spent on Portman's back story. You just are supposed to believe that she's this busy med student who is emotionally shut down and wants no part of a real relationship- it is Ashton who wants a commitment. Really? Um, okay. And you are also supposed to believe that the very handsome Kutcher is pining for this girl who practically ignores him after a night of sex. This doesn't mean the film was a complete waste of time. Lake Bell does a fantastic job as a awkward/ attractive co-worker of Ashton's. She bumbles and fumbles and she would clearly do anything for him yet he barely looks in her direction- she was hilarious.
The absolute funniest scene happens to be the scene that was shown in almost every commercial and preview for this film. It was the "Period Mix" scene: Natalie and her roommates all seem to be on the same menstrual cycle.
When Ashton rings her doorbell he's greeted with "Go AWAY!" He charmingly replies "But I have CUPCAKES!" The girls let him in. In addition to the sweet treats- he ALSO gives Natalie a Mix CD that he made just for her... it has songs like "Sunday Bloody Sunday" "Even Flow" "Red Red Wine" etc.
As if we couldn't love Ashton Kutcher more. I wonder if this is how he won over Demi Moore. I guess we'll never know...
I think I ate very sour gummy fish while watching both of these films- so you couldn't tell if I was pursing my lips because of the sour candy or the pursing my lips in judgement of watching ridiculously predictable scenarios.
If you must watch one of these- films- go with Friends with Benefits- starring Kunis and Timberlake. Gorgeous shots of NYC. As for Friends with Benefits- you can always just watch the "Period Mix" scene on YouTube. It's good for a chuckle.
I've come to the realization that I should be a little more discriminating as to what I chose to watch.
I'm referring to No Strings Attached- starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher
and Friends with Benefits- starring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. I'm reviewing them together because essentially- the films are almost identical- predictable as peanut butter and jelly. Both star young attractive actors. Both films have the same premise- Can platonic friends use each other for a sex-only relationship? Answer: a resounding NO! Someone gets hurt- friendship ends- one person realizes they miss the other person and they want a real relationship. Everyone lives happily ever after- at least in the movies....
We all know that it doesn't happen this way in real life. But this is Hollywood- so on a positive note- I will tell you what I did like about both of these films... Yes, with all the crap flying around- I did manage to find a few glimpses of enjoyment from both movies.
If I were forced to chose better film of these two disasters, I would chose Friends with Benefits. It's set in NYC- which always wins points for me because I love seeing my favorite city on film. It gives more of a back-story on the two main characters. Jenna Elfman, Patricia Clarkson, and Bryan Greenburg all do fine jobs as dysfunctional/delusional family members so you have an understanding as to why these two people would prefer a sex-only relationship. I also like that the film actually pokes fun at itself- there are several scenes where the two main characters are watching a "typical chick flick" on tv and they mock the believability of the romance. Obvious joke- sure. But I was charmed especially because Jason Segal makes a cameo in this "mock film" as the perfect bumbling man who professes his love as he and his lady ride off in a horse and carriage- awesome!
On top of it all- there is a definite chemistry between Timberlake and Kunis that is undeniable.
As for Friends with Benefits. Oye. Zero chemistry between the two actors. Very little back story.
One of my favorite actors, Kevin Kline plays Ashton's father. His talents were wasted on this lack-luster script.
Hardly any time was spent on Portman's back story. You just are supposed to believe that she's this busy med student who is emotionally shut down and wants no part of a real relationship- it is Ashton who wants a commitment. Really? Um, okay. And you are also supposed to believe that the very handsome Kutcher is pining for this girl who practically ignores him after a night of sex. This doesn't mean the film was a complete waste of time. Lake Bell does a fantastic job as a awkward/ attractive co-worker of Ashton's. She bumbles and fumbles and she would clearly do anything for him yet he barely looks in her direction- she was hilarious.
The absolute funniest scene happens to be the scene that was shown in almost every commercial and preview for this film. It was the "Period Mix" scene: Natalie and her roommates all seem to be on the same menstrual cycle.
When Ashton rings her doorbell he's greeted with "Go AWAY!" He charmingly replies "But I have CUPCAKES!" The girls let him in. In addition to the sweet treats- he ALSO gives Natalie a Mix CD that he made just for her... it has songs like "Sunday Bloody Sunday" "Even Flow" "Red Red Wine" etc.
As if we couldn't love Ashton Kutcher more. I wonder if this is how he won over Demi Moore. I guess we'll never know...
I think I ate very sour gummy fish while watching both of these films- so you couldn't tell if I was pursing my lips because of the sour candy or the pursing my lips in judgement of watching ridiculously predictable scenarios.
If you must watch one of these- films- go with Friends with Benefits- starring Kunis and Timberlake. Gorgeous shots of NYC. As for Friends with Benefits- you can always just watch the "Period Mix" scene on YouTube. It's good for a chuckle.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Our Idiot Brother / Boardwalk Empire/ Margaritas & Tacos
Dear Readers,
I didn't plan to see a movie Saturday afternoon.
My mission on Saturday was to see/ride vintage subway cars from the 1920's... (the prohibition era was such a stylish period for our country- so sleek!) Right now, in NYC- there is a unique promotional event to introduce the new season of the HBO drama- Boardwalk Empire. Supposedly, there are restored subway cars actually running on the 2/3 line between 42nd st and 72nd St in Manhattan. I say "supposedly" because I waited about an hour in the Times Square station and I saw nothing but the modern trains... Rather than just having the vintage trains planted in Coney Island- you actually have to wait around on a subway platform in the hopes that one of these gems passes by. After waiting about an hour, I felt bored and restless. Defeated- I wondered into the closest movie theatre and decided to watch whatever was playing at that exact time.... and that would be....
Our Idiot Brother... Not the most promising title for a movie- but I figured it can't be too bad since it stars Paul Rudd- who I've had a mad crush on ever since I saw him in "Clueless" 20 years ago... Oh yes, I'm dating myself now. As an only child *sniff* I would often fantasize what it would be like to have a brother. And one could do worse than Ned- Pot smoking, tree hugging, all around nice, guy that you just want to hug. No doubt, he is a slacker with a heart of gold and a naivete that is endearing. But you begin to realize that the true "idiots" in this family are his three sisters- wonderfully played by Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, and Emily Mortimer.
While the ladies seem to have their lives together- they are not facing the harsh realities of their lives and they are avoiding obvious truths... Ned's honesty and integrity has a way of jolting the whole family into reality.
Good supporting cast- interesting dialogue that truly flows- interesting conflicts- but at the end of the day- this is big budget production so everything ties together in the end. If only all families could resolve their differences in 2 hours.
After the film, I went to Patron- a new Mexican restaurant in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood of Manhattan.
I enjoyed margaritas and steak tacos while I shamelessly flirted with the bartender. Not bad for a Saturday afternoon... But I and determined to see those vintage trains! I'll try next weekend...
My mission on Saturday was to see/ride vintage subway cars from the 1920's... (the prohibition era was such a stylish period for our country- so sleek!) Right now, in NYC- there is a unique promotional event to introduce the new season of the HBO drama- Boardwalk Empire. Supposedly, there are restored subway cars actually running on the 2/3 line between 42nd st and 72nd St in Manhattan. I say "supposedly" because I waited about an hour in the Times Square station and I saw nothing but the modern trains... Rather than just having the vintage trains planted in Coney Island- you actually have to wait around on a subway platform in the hopes that one of these gems passes by. After waiting about an hour, I felt bored and restless. Defeated- I wondered into the closest movie theatre and decided to watch whatever was playing at that exact time.... and that would be....
Our Idiot Brother... Not the most promising title for a movie- but I figured it can't be too bad since it stars Paul Rudd- who I've had a mad crush on ever since I saw him in "Clueless" 20 years ago... Oh yes, I'm dating myself now. As an only child *sniff* I would often fantasize what it would be like to have a brother. And one could do worse than Ned- Pot smoking, tree hugging, all around nice, guy that you just want to hug. No doubt, he is a slacker with a heart of gold and a naivete that is endearing. But you begin to realize that the true "idiots" in this family are his three sisters- wonderfully played by Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, and Emily Mortimer.
While the ladies seem to have their lives together- they are not facing the harsh realities of their lives and they are avoiding obvious truths... Ned's honesty and integrity has a way of jolting the whole family into reality.
Good supporting cast- interesting dialogue that truly flows- interesting conflicts- but at the end of the day- this is big budget production so everything ties together in the end. If only all families could resolve their differences in 2 hours.
After the film, I went to Patron- a new Mexican restaurant in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood of Manhattan.
I enjoyed margaritas and steak tacos while I shamelessly flirted with the bartender. Not bad for a Saturday afternoon... But I and determined to see those vintage trains! I'll try next weekend...
Friday, August 26, 2011
Gnomeo & Juliet / Iced Cinnaman Espresso and Chocolate Chip Biscotti
Dear Readers,
Last night I visited with family and we watched a lovely animated film entitled Gnomeo & Juliet.
Another gem from the creative geniuses at Rocket Pictures. I was thoroughly charmed. Montagues and Capulet's are feuding human neighbors who live in adjoining English Homes on "Verona Drive." Both homes have tacky lawn decor- from garden gnomes to plastic flamingos which of course come to life when the humans aren't around. As a lover of anything kitchy- I was delighted. Particularly when I saw that one of the gardens has an actual bathroom toilet used as flower vase. I was in heaven!
Obviously, the star-crossed lovers are gnomes in opposing gardens. James McAvoy and Emily Blunt do a superb job of providing the voices of the lead characters. What is really lovely that they incorporated a great deal of dialogue from the actual Shakespeare play. This is definitely not a picture that talks down to it's audience. It is entertaining to children, yet sophisticated enough for adults. Classic Elton John songs provided much of the score. I was delighted when, in a dream sequence, the gnome named "Paris" actually serenades Juliet with a classic Elton song while wearing a pair of signature Elton John sunglasses. Two of my favorite characters were a flirtatious frog named Nannet, Juliet's nurse- voice provided by Ashley Jennings, and the "Featherstone"- which came if the form of a romantic Latino Pink Plastic Flamingo- voiced by Jim Cummings. Adorable- very creative. There's a wonderful scene when Gnomeo has a debate with Will Shakespeare himself (The Bard is actually a Statue that comes to life when humans aren't around) They debate the depressing ending of true story of Romeo and Juliet. Genius!
The film was filled with surprises- including celebrity voices of Dolly Parton, Hulk Hogan, Patrick Stewart, Michael Kain, and many more. Clearly, many people wanted to be a part of this smart animated film. The commercials and previews used to advertise this film really did not do it justice. The last animated film that I enjoyed this much was Toy Story 3.
During this film, I sipped on a concoction of Iced Cinnamon Espresso: I mix in cinnamon with the espresso before brewing, then pour over a tall glass of ice and 2 tsp of sugar. My iced beverage and chocolate chip biscotti were just like the film- sophisticated, yet sweet.
Watch Gnomeo & Juliet- it's pure pleasure. My only regret is not seeing it sooner.
Last night I visited with family and we watched a lovely animated film entitled Gnomeo & Juliet.
Another gem from the creative geniuses at Rocket Pictures. I was thoroughly charmed. Montagues and Capulet's are feuding human neighbors who live in adjoining English Homes on "Verona Drive." Both homes have tacky lawn decor- from garden gnomes to plastic flamingos which of course come to life when the humans aren't around. As a lover of anything kitchy- I was delighted. Particularly when I saw that one of the gardens has an actual bathroom toilet used as flower vase. I was in heaven!
Obviously, the star-crossed lovers are gnomes in opposing gardens. James McAvoy and Emily Blunt do a superb job of providing the voices of the lead characters. What is really lovely that they incorporated a great deal of dialogue from the actual Shakespeare play. This is definitely not a picture that talks down to it's audience. It is entertaining to children, yet sophisticated enough for adults. Classic Elton John songs provided much of the score. I was delighted when, in a dream sequence, the gnome named "Paris" actually serenades Juliet with a classic Elton song while wearing a pair of signature Elton John sunglasses. Two of my favorite characters were a flirtatious frog named Nannet, Juliet's nurse- voice provided by Ashley Jennings, and the "Featherstone"- which came if the form of a romantic Latino Pink Plastic Flamingo- voiced by Jim Cummings. Adorable- very creative. There's a wonderful scene when Gnomeo has a debate with Will Shakespeare himself (The Bard is actually a Statue that comes to life when humans aren't around) They debate the depressing ending of true story of Romeo and Juliet. Genius!
The film was filled with surprises- including celebrity voices of Dolly Parton, Hulk Hogan, Patrick Stewart, Michael Kain, and many more. Clearly, many people wanted to be a part of this smart animated film. The commercials and previews used to advertise this film really did not do it justice. The last animated film that I enjoyed this much was Toy Story 3.
During this film, I sipped on a concoction of Iced Cinnamon Espresso: I mix in cinnamon with the espresso before brewing, then pour over a tall glass of ice and 2 tsp of sugar. My iced beverage and chocolate chip biscotti were just like the film- sophisticated, yet sweet.
Watch Gnomeo & Juliet- it's pure pleasure. My only regret is not seeing it sooner.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
FRIGHT NIGHT / Clearview Cinemas / Popcorn and Mike N Ike Candy
Dear Readers,
Tonight I found myself at Hoboken's Clearview Cinema for a showing of "Fright Night" starring Colin Farrell....
The Clearview is a charming (small) and clean theatre. For some reason, I'm always amused when the ushers actually enter the theatre and make an announcement "Hi everyone, my name is John, I'll be your usher this evening. Please let me know if you need anything...." Really John? I should let YOU know if I need anything? How 'bout a neck rub? Better yet- can you get me some of those little soft pretzel nuggets that every theatre always seems to be out of? During tonight's film, there was a very loud group of hooligans who would erupt into gaggles of laughter when scenes were far from funny. I wanted to call John and say "John, dear... please deal with this riff-raff. They're getting in the way of my Clearview experience!" But alas, John was nowhere to be found. Oh well...
As for the movie- Fright Night. Aye me, what can I say? As a True Blood fan I was really looking forward to this movie. But I didn't know exactly what to expect as it's being advertised as a "horror/comedy." To be honest, it was neither... It stars Colin Farrell as the hot, friendly new neighbor that moves in next door...but this neighbor has a secret that everyone learns about just too quickly. But unlike the vampires on True Blood, Mr Farrell actually keeps his clothes on for the entire film. With all the violence, fire, and brimstone, you'd think he'd at least lose his shirt. That wife beater stayed on for dear life.
Toni Collette has a supporting role, but I really wish she had more pivotal part. She is a great actress who could have really brought this movie up a notch. David Tennant plays a saucy Vegas magician that added some nice flavor and I really would have loved to see more of him as well. Instead, much of the movie's plot revolved around the whiny teenage characters. I didn't sign up for a Twilight-esk movie. I prefer my vampires and their victims to be grownups.
The beginning was engaging, and I actually enjoyed the first few cliches- (small spoiler alert) ... Scary Vampire is chasing the main character... where does he run? Down to street? To the police? No! He runs INTO the abandoned house. And does he run out the back door? Nope! He runs UP the stairs and INTO a closet so he's completely trapped! This was one of the few scenes I actually enjoyed. Sometimes predictability can be immensely entertaining. It's too bad they didn't have the main character receive a scary phone call and then realize that the call was coming from inside the house! I've always loved that scenario...
I could have done without the odd face prosthetics and mouths so filled with pointed teeth, they looked like sharks. All I wanted to see on Colin were 1 set of simple fangs- less is more. Just cause he's biting necks and killing doesn't mean he can't still be attractive....perhaps Colin could go to True Blood Charm School.
At least the movie was in 3D- so periodically- blood, silver bullets, etc would shoot off the screen to revive me out of my boredom.
During this fiasco, my movie companion and I shared many snide remarks and ate yummy Mike And Ike Candy and Popcorn with White Cheddar Seasoning... making the popcorn the highlight of our evening!
My advice, Fright Night is definitely a rental that you must watch with friends so you can take turns mocking the movie.
Tonight I found myself at Hoboken's Clearview Cinema for a showing of "Fright Night" starring Colin Farrell....
The Clearview is a charming (small) and clean theatre. For some reason, I'm always amused when the ushers actually enter the theatre and make an announcement "Hi everyone, my name is John, I'll be your usher this evening. Please let me know if you need anything...." Really John? I should let YOU know if I need anything? How 'bout a neck rub? Better yet- can you get me some of those little soft pretzel nuggets that every theatre always seems to be out of? During tonight's film, there was a very loud group of hooligans who would erupt into gaggles of laughter when scenes were far from funny. I wanted to call John and say "John, dear... please deal with this riff-raff. They're getting in the way of my Clearview experience!" But alas, John was nowhere to be found. Oh well...
As for the movie- Fright Night. Aye me, what can I say? As a True Blood fan I was really looking forward to this movie. But I didn't know exactly what to expect as it's being advertised as a "horror/comedy." To be honest, it was neither... It stars Colin Farrell as the hot, friendly new neighbor that moves in next door...but this neighbor has a secret that everyone learns about just too quickly. But unlike the vampires on True Blood, Mr Farrell actually keeps his clothes on for the entire film. With all the violence, fire, and brimstone, you'd think he'd at least lose his shirt. That wife beater stayed on for dear life.
Toni Collette has a supporting role, but I really wish she had more pivotal part. She is a great actress who could have really brought this movie up a notch. David Tennant plays a saucy Vegas magician that added some nice flavor and I really would have loved to see more of him as well. Instead, much of the movie's plot revolved around the whiny teenage characters. I didn't sign up for a Twilight-esk movie. I prefer my vampires and their victims to be grownups.
The beginning was engaging, and I actually enjoyed the first few cliches- (small spoiler alert) ... Scary Vampire is chasing the main character... where does he run? Down to street? To the police? No! He runs INTO the abandoned house. And does he run out the back door? Nope! He runs UP the stairs and INTO a closet so he's completely trapped! This was one of the few scenes I actually enjoyed. Sometimes predictability can be immensely entertaining. It's too bad they didn't have the main character receive a scary phone call and then realize that the call was coming from inside the house! I've always loved that scenario...
I could have done without the odd face prosthetics and mouths so filled with pointed teeth, they looked like sharks. All I wanted to see on Colin were 1 set of simple fangs- less is more. Just cause he's biting necks and killing doesn't mean he can't still be attractive....perhaps Colin could go to True Blood Charm School.
At least the movie was in 3D- so periodically- blood, silver bullets, etc would shoot off the screen to revive me out of my boredom.
During this fiasco, my movie companion and I shared many snide remarks and ate yummy Mike And Ike Candy and Popcorn with White Cheddar Seasoning... making the popcorn the highlight of our evening!
My advice, Fright Night is definitely a rental that you must watch with friends so you can take turns mocking the movie.
Friday, August 19, 2011
Catch and Release// Fresh Cherries
Due to last night's overindulgence of leechee martinis, I decided to stay in this evening and watch a movie.
It's just as well as there were sever thunderstorms in the area and who wants to drive in that?
Tonight's selection: "Catch and Release," a gem of a movie written and directed by Susannah Grant.
Released in 2007, this film tells a story of a man who tragically dies right before he is about to get married. His bride-to-be must pick up the pieces and in the process discovers some unsettling news about her deceased fiance. Get out the Kleenex! Before you lable this a complete chick flick- know that Kevin Smith does a fantastic job of lightening the mood with sharp humor... Yes, he speaks in this film- Silent Bob is long gone!
Was it predictable? A little. Did I care? Not at all.
Also starring:
Timothy Olyphant- Fantastic actor- so under-rated. He always chooses interesting projects. And yes, and he IS easy on the eyes- but that's not why I like him. There's a natural, unforced way of conveying emotions- an unforced way of delivering a scene... he's the bee's knees.
Jennifer Garner: Once again- cast as the "girl next door going through hard times. Truth is, she does it so well and I'm the first to turn on the waterworks whenever she cries in her movies.
Julliette Lewis- so awesome- she steals every scene she's in. To me, Juliette is like a younger Meryl Streep- she can morph into anything.
While watching this film, I snacked on fresh, bittersweet cherries.
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